Thursday, December 31, 2009

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Ted White sent a message to the members of Mafia Mike's.

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Subject: WELL .....COME ON IN.....TO MIFIA MUCKS FIRZ ISSUE of 2010 ..hic...

Gud evenin Leddies and Gentlebobbies and a big WELCOME from Maffy migs where the beer is flowing from the ceiling and the nibbles are by my knees. This is your Bar Ted Cellar man...wishing you all a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR ....hic....

As you can tell...we are having a wunnerful time down here in the bar.....everybobble is having fun. Even Marie has made up with Phred and promises not to try and microwave him....or nuke him.....cant quite 'member what she said.....till next year.....oops.....that's now....MARIE..............PUT HIM DOWN!

Aaron ....I mean Wanda.....typical....wandered in with a tart under each arm.......gawd knows how he's going to get the jam stains off that tight leopardskin leotard .....stupid boy....will he never learn? Shoulda wrapped 'em up first...THEN put them under his armpits.....( apparently....according to his new food guru....it's an ecologically safe way of cooking and quite user-friendly!) I don't think I'll be trying that just yet...

The bouncers are up to their old tricks again.....Domi...nica nica nica ....oh i do love that song....now where was I? hic......Oh ! Yes.!..Dom and Matt and Adam have taken up crocheting bobsleigh covers and would appreciate orders......they are also doing a new line of woolly skate covers complete with pom-poms of your choice.....personally....I will be ordering the pink ones as they match my eyes perfectly!.


Well thats all for tonight....accept one thing.......keep the damn monkey away from my bar......Marie taped his hind leg up so thatt sorted one end out....but now the little bugga is learning to spit....and he's getting quite good and accurate now! Pinged Marie on the backside and I got the blame for it.....She swung round and went to clobber me....I ducked (sorry Fred....no....not like that....)she clumped someone else around the kisser and a big fight ensued......wouldn't have minded.... if we hadn't been at midnight mass....but Marie clumped the pope a gud'un....we only just managed to escape the wrath of the Vatican.....and now the whole of the Mafiosa is on our tails.....gotta scoot.....need more alcohol...hic......I'm NOT as THINK as you drunk I am.....there so! HAP NEW YEAR EVVY BOBS......'ope to see u all in the bar 2010.......and not a minute before

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